Friday, April 6, 2012

Ding Dong Ditch.

AND.
I'M.
BACK.
After five months. Sheesh. Well sorry ladies and gentlemen, but I've been quite busy. Actually, not really, but I sometimes I like to pretend I have a life. It's moments like that when I take out my phone to text someone and realize there is no one to talk to. So I stalk pictures of everyone I know on facebook.

I really don't know who I'm trying to fool here. Someday I might realize that no one actually reads this blog. And if you're actually reading this post... well, I sincerely pity your sad, pitiful, dull life. You poor thing.

However, in the meantime, LET'S GET READY TO RAAAAAMBLE.

Okay so the first topic for today is just a news update about me. I have a second job now! (whoo-hoo) I now work at Beef 'O' Brady's in Peachtree City! BOOOM. Come by some time and see me and leave massive tips.

That was boring so let's move on. What do I usually talk about... POLITICS. Okay I'm so annoyed with America these days and I've given up with how STUPID you all are. Oh and by the way if you voted for Romney in the State primary, I hope you die. You're the reason America sucks and why Republicans can't fix it anymore. Because you're too dense to vote for someone who will actually change things.
GAH.

Okay now I'm in a bad mood. You're retarded. Bye. See you in another five months.

PS. I'm hopefully going to have some more short stories / creative writing on here at some point.