Just an Ol' Sweet Song.

Hello Friends,

I failed to address enemies, but intentionally so. I doubt that any enemies are reading my blog for 2 reasons:
1. I have no weaknesses. If you're reading this blog to find my weaknesses, all you're doing is killing brain cells by reading awful posts.
2. I have no enemies...

On a lighter note-
I have no shame in failing for the thousandth time to keep this blog updated. I have several pathetic excuses developed though, and most of these are fresh. In other words, they haven't been used many times, so you just might actually be stupid enough to believe a couple. Plus they're partially true... but who cares about that?

• I've been working like crazy.
• I've been spending time with friends that have been going through a lot of tough stuff.
• I forgot my password
• I just graduated
• I rediscovered my obsession with Steely Dan
• No one even reads this.............................................................

Okay so now we have my pathetic-ness established, allow me to ramble, plummeting you into an abyss of utter boredom and idiocy.














Hm. I realized I have nothing interesting to discuss with you people (or lack of people). This is kind of a first. Perhaps my brain will return from it's travels, at which time I will upload photos of it's journey. Mental photos, of course, so you won't be able to actually view them...

sucks.
to.
be.
you.


The love of your life,

Cameron Joseph Clark

Ding Dong Ditch.

AND.
I'M.
BACK.
After five months. Sheesh. Well sorry ladies and gentlemen, but I've been quite busy. Actually, not really, but I sometimes I like to pretend I have a life. It's moments like that when I take out my phone to text someone and realize there is no one to talk to. So I stalk pictures of everyone I know on facebook.

I really don't know who I'm trying to fool here. Someday I might realize that no one actually reads this blog. And if you're actually reading this post... well, I sincerely pity your sad, pitiful, dull life. You poor thing.

However, in the meantime, LET'S GET READY TO RAAAAAMBLE.

Okay so the first topic for today is just a news update about me. I have a second job now! (whoo-hoo) I now work at Beef 'O' Brady's in Peachtree City! BOOOM. Come by some time and see me and leave massive tips.

That was boring so let's move on. What do I usually talk about... POLITICS. Okay I'm so annoyed with America these days and I've given up with how STUPID you all are. Oh and by the way if you voted for Romney in the State primary, I hope you die. You're the reason America sucks and why Republicans can't fix it anymore. Because you're too dense to vote for someone who will actually change things.
GAH.

Okay now I'm in a bad mood. You're retarded. Bye. See you in another five months.

PS. I'm hopefully going to have some more short stories / creative writing on here at some point.